Sunday, June 12, 2005
My thoughts

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’
-If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
-Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
-Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
-Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
-Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
-Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
-Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
-Can you blow a balloon up under water?
-Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
-why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
-How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
-If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
-Can you sleep forever without being in coma?


Silly thoughts by Rusydiah...Hmmm..wonder if anyone can answer my thoughts???Anyone??

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