Wednesday, January 11, 2006
A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed somecyanide.The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can'tgive you cyanide to kill your husband!That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both ofus in jail andall kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT haveany cyanide!"Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of herhusband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... Youdidn't tell me you had a prescription".

Cherios

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